You might be a gamer...

You might be a gamer if:...
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My favorites:

If you’ve ever spent more money in a week on games than on groceries, you might be a gamer.

If you take a German language course just so you can read the original rules, you might be a gamer.

If your dream vacation includes a small bag of clothes and a large empty suitcase, you might be a gamer.
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Hahaha... Man, as for that last one, I would love to go to Essen.