My other name

So, I have a subscription to the SF Chronicle. I was looking at the name they have my account under, and I see...

Doris Malesum.

Hmm... oooooookkkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyy...?

That is one crazy way to misspell my name. I mean, what the heck: "Doris"? and don't even get me started on "Malesum".

I think that would be a really crappy last name in real life. (Hopefully no Malesums will ever find this and get angry.)

So, good job Chronicle. Great way to really screw up.